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Minggu, 03 April 2016

Mengenal e- Ala Orang Jawa

 

Halo-halo, ketemu lagi sama manda yaa.. Beneran deh, silaturahmi melalui gadget itu luar biasa.. Semuanya tersebar begitu cepat, saya aja heran! Bagaimana tidak, grup keluarga yang isinya bude, pakde, om, tante, kok bisa-bisanya postingannya sama dengan grup WA yang isinya temen-temen alumni SMA, hahahahaha. Ya begitulah, informasi. Dibendung pun tidak bisa, jika kita sudah di dunia maya. Makanya HARUS BIJAK ketika kita akan men-shar einfo apa saja. Pertimbangkan baik buruknya dan apakah info tersebut bermanfaat atau malah mendatangkan kemudorotan. 

Ya, bebas yang terbatas serta bertanggung jawab.

Kali ini akan berbagi share dari grup WA tentang ilmu sebenernya, tapi jadi jokes. Itung-itung sambil latihan bahasa inggris, kita yuk sama-sama simak :

Long time before the international community invented terms like e-banking, e-book, e-health, e-commerce, e-mail, etc., the Javanese people were the pioneer of those "e"s.

Here some of those "e" terms:


  1. e-mbuh: disconected from communication due to the inability to figure out at something.
  2. e-moh: short but strong satement of disagreement.
  3. e-ndasmu: high amplitude anger, full of energy transfered orally to others.
  4. e-alah: a status quo created due to the incompatibility between the principles held by somebody and the reality.
  5. e-ntut: an invisible, untraceable attack send to an area by a biologically naturally created gas. This gas is not eco friendly.
  6. e-dan: a systemic error at the CPU (central processing unit) embedded inside the head, which causes incapabilities to process data logically. Means crazy (adjective).
  7. e-nak: a conclusion sent out from a sensory system after processing easy, yummy data and or an input.
  8. e-link: mechanism of the brain retrieving the past data.
  9. e-lok: the look of your partner 15 years ago.
  10. e-nom: your look 25 years ago.
  11. e-ndang: your classmate 
  12. e-yosben: means nevermind.
Don't you realize an advanced civilization already exist at Java island for thousand years until now?

8 komentar:

  1. isih enom tiba'e :D

    BalasHapus
  2. dan tetiba bingung mau nambahin apa.. wkwkwk

    BalasHapus
  3. Wow sangat membingungkan tapi muantappp juga, ahi hi hi.

    BalasHapus
    Balasan
    1. jangan bingung ya, buka google translate ajah, hihihihi

      Hapus
    2. Kalau gitu terus sih gak bakalan ada kemajuan bahasa inggrisnya, ahi hi hi.

      Hapus